Why should you adopt Caid:

• Pocket-sized comedian: My neurospicy antics will keep you laughing daily. Life’s too short to take everything seriously. Sometimes you just need to roll around on the floor pretending to be carrots.
• Walking jukebox: Life is basically a musical and I’m fully committed to the role. Forgot the lyrics to your favourite song? Don’t worry! I probably know them. Loudly.
• Personal hot beverage assistant: Tea? Coffee? Hot chocolate? Say less. I believe hot beverages are a sacred experience. Expect mini marshmallows, whipped cream and emotional support served in a mug.
• Elite gaming companion: Xbox, PlayStation, PC, board games…I love them all. I’m competitive enough to make it fun, but kind enough to let you win occasionally. Occasionally.
• Built-in bodyguard: Trained in the ancient arts of Shokukai and feral motherhood. While you’re relaxing, I’ve already identified three possible threats and neutralised two of them.